Fall into the trap
Be careful, or you will, as this unfortunate soul did, fall into the lair of Dave. Despite the attention being lavished on him, Dave still wants more. That's right, He's looking straight at you, straight into your soul.... He wants.... YOU!
posted by Jimbo at Wednesday, February 01, 2006
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i am writing from the grasp of dave. i made a mistake and looked into his handsome eyes but i could not take such beauty and i am now a prisoner of his love. i dont have much time, my master is coming. i fear its time for my erotic monkey dancing, master dave says it helps him relax, someone please help me escape his spell, i have a poo to look after and without my guidance she will stray, dave you know not what you have done to me.
please help. fred...
5:14 PM
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