Girls are Just like shoes

An awesome Dave story for the regular readers.

Well its actually more a word of wisdom, from our Dave, who is kind of like a miniature Buddha, covered in hair (Ok I can't lay claim to that one, it is an Anchorman quote, but equally apt when applied to Dave)

Anyway, back to the word of advice, universally useful, particularly if you are a guy or a girl that likes girls:

"Girls are just like shoes:

Some are Zipped, some are laced, some are velcro

and some of them just slip right on"