Let me tell you a story

I have broken out a classic photo of Dave giving a lecture here...

Dave told me the other day that we have to give credit to Jess for his adoption of the saying 'Shit the bed'

Which may be adapted by Dave into one, and possibly more of the following permutations:
'Shit the seabed'
'Shit the frying pan'
'Shit the shower'
etc...

Jess also suggested that a royalty should be paid every time such a saying is used on this website.

In response, y'all get to look at Dave, which is surely more than any financial reward given?

That has to be more than the eyes of the law expect!!!!

Jimbo x