Timewastingly adictive

So there we were, in the pub last night. Dave came over and for some inexplicable reason, the conversation turned round to things you could refract light through (Don't ask why - everybody knows that pub science is the fruit of all of the greatest intellectual debates of out time.
) Dave waded into this with the contribution: 'You could refract light off my penis' (He was, as befitting the occasion, the day before his birthday, Drunk)

Unperturbed by the oddness of this statement, myself and Mr. Ellis decided to pursue this question a litle further, by sending this as a question to Any question Answered, who respond to any question with an answer (which kind of befits the name). Their response was classic:

"It is not possible to refract light through Dave's penis, unless it was frozen. The light would then refract off the ice. Dave should not freeze his penis"

Genius. This led to a series of other hypothetical questions, and most probably a stonking phone bill. Nice. I will be sharing these with you over the coming days.

P.S HAPPY BIRTHDAY DAVE.

P.s If you would like a birthday dedication for Dave, email me at jumpingjimbo@hotmail.com. Alternatively, if you have a burning Dave quesion, send it to 63336. I would appreciate it if you could forward them on to me, so I can put the best ones up here.

Keep it local,

Jimbo x