Poetry in Dave-land

Apologies, people for the lack of Dave updates recently. However the lack of posting cannot stop the most ardent of Dave fans from posting random comments and poetry to the board.

Here is an example: PLEASE BEAR IN MIND THAT THIS MAKES ABSOLUTELY NO SENSE TO ME

Dear Dave the legend that lives in the doghouse(in the style of 'Dear Deirdre')

We have a friend we'll call her Nessie,
she has a problem it's a little messy.
she met a guy we'll call him Bave,
she snogged his face and felt his wave,
now heres the rub, our nessie is in love!

We desperately need your help oh dave,
for Nessie is in danger grave,
She wants to become a dirty love slave
for the man who we call Bave.

Help her please we beg dear lord,
before our Nessie succombs to his love sword!!

Yours, R-H-Sz + J-W-Re

Crazy, poetic, or possibly just the ramblings of somebody teetering on the edge of sanity? I shall leave that up to you....