Yes. These events are all true. The tales of one man and his doghouse. Email me if you have any Dave quotes or pictures worthy of putting up at jumpingjimbo@hotmail.com

Monday, February 26, 2007

That is an awesome log

Dave now comes to you in motion video - That's right video!

In what promises to be an irregular (irrelevant) feature, you can now get moving Dave from anywhere in the world on YouTube.

The first video is here:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s_7eTyqRkOk

Enjoy

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Thursday, January 04, 2007

Slappy New Year

Happy New year to all the loyal readers.

Of which I think there are thousands, just hiding particularly well in the woodwork.

For new years Dave (As it shall now be known) guess who got some stunning new shades?

Technically they are visors... They allow Dave to see through semi-permeable materials like windows, cling film, and of course, shower curtains.....

Look out for the 2007 model of Dave coming soon, to a shower near you.....

Tuesday, November 14, 2006

Snicky Snacky Snook


In which we find Dave in a state of imminent snaxallation. What better way to reward the hungry/thirsty traveller than a car park curry?

Join him at the feast...... Coming soon, at late night no doubt, to a car park near you

Monday, November 13, 2006

'Til Death do we Die

Re-enacting the pose as seen in the window of the world's most 1980's barber ever. This picture is a personal favourite. And the quote at the top, is a genuine Dave quote, so it comes with full Dave approval.

Sunday, November 05, 2006

50th Posting Anniversary

Wow, how the times have flown by. The last post was actually the 50th. I feel like I ought to celebrate this, so I'm eating a cake. This cake, however, is a photographic gateaux of Dave sized proportions. What the hell, I'll share it with you.

Delicious. And a little creepy at the same time. Happy 50th people. Feel free to buy me a pint to celebrate, because, as Nietzsche said 'I like free things' (Possibly)

Monday, October 30, 2006

Attired and ready for the Knighthood


New years honours list must be coming out soon. Surely a dapper Dave deserves to be Sir Dave?

In particular, for services to fashion such as above. That and having a missing knuckle after breaking his hand. He thought he was a ninja. This is a true story and not an embellishment.

Monday, October 09, 2006

Back by popular demand

Well well well.

It just seems as if you could not cope without. Eh?

Well hello again!

Welcome back. Have a Dave: In fact have some more.




See. Now you like that. I know you do. You know how I know? Because since I last updated, nearly three hundred people have looked on this website. I say this optimistically, because it's probably just one person three hundred times, but nevertheless, it's impressive!!

So I am going to start updating a bit more I think. Maybe. We'll see

Thanks for stopping by, but mainly, stay classy

Jimbo