Confuse a Dave

In blur-ovision, no less today, loyal subjects.

Scraping the bottom of the barrel in the AQA stakes, we asked AQA to think of a pseudonym for Dave. They chose:

'Larry Lurex' or 'Tarzan Boy'

So if you see Dave this weekend, make sure that you shout these at him, you know, just to confuse him a bit.

King of Smooth

More Hypothetical Dave questions, from AQA:

What Animal characteristic would Dave choose, if he had the choice?

"If Dave could choose any animal characteristic, he would choose the stealth of a cat. He would love to be slinky and to move unseen through the night"

How very true. Nothing more to add on to this!

Timewastingly adictive

So there we were, in the pub last night. Dave came over and for some inexplicable reason, the conversation turned round to things you could refract light through (Don't ask why - everybody knows that pub science is the fruit of all of the greatest intellectual debates of out time.
) Dave waded into this with the contribution: 'You could refract light off my penis' (He was, as befitting the occasion, the day before his birthday, Drunk)

Unperturbed by the oddness of this statement, myself and Mr. Ellis decided to pursue this question a litle further, by sending this as a question to Any question Answered, who respond to any question with an answer (which kind of befits the name). Their response was classic:

"It is not possible to refract light through Dave's penis, unless it was frozen. The light would then refract off the ice. Dave should not freeze his penis"

Genius. This led to a series of other hypothetical questions, and most probably a stonking phone bill. Nice. I will be sharing these with you over the coming days.

P.S HAPPY BIRTHDAY DAVE.

P.s If you would like a birthday dedication for Dave, email me at jumpingjimbo@hotmail.com. Alternatively, if you have a burning Dave quesion, send it to 63336. I would appreciate it if you could forward them on to me, so I can put the best ones up here.

Keep it local,

Jimbo x

Dave'll Fix it for you, and you and you..........

Yes people, oh god yes. I have a new laptop. It was chosen not for its technical capabilities, but for its abilities to update this very website. It also works with my mobile phone, so the pictures can be put up here even quicker than one would have thought possible.

Thanks to Jessie for this peach. and it is a peach. Dave manages to maintain the seductive pose whilst all the while zooming in on the camera.

In other news, somebody won a prize yesterday for things that they wrote on a blog which got transferred into a real book. Are you thinking what I am thinking?? Yes, that is right, I believe we have a future coffee-table smash on our hands. If anybody reads this is by any means related to a publisher or anything of a similar nature, let me know. That and I need the cash. Laptops ain't cheap you know, and I do have a cocaine habit that is spiralling out of control.

Keep it local kids,

Jimbo x